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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Human Brain Analysis

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Women - Multiple process
Women's brain is designed to concentrate multiple tasks at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men
cannot watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops
the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up. But cannot
find the solutions to problems.
Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
A 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So
easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She
cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He
can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance,
immediately his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car)
direction and speed of the object and drive accordingly. Where as
women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His
single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then
concentrating only on the driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit
next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the
body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is
easily caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all
the lights or cover your/her face with blanket..

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies
the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain
and then finds the solution one by one.
You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you
disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify
the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling
everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry
about the problem being solved or not.

Men want STATUS, SUCCESS, solutions, big process... etc
Women want RELATIONSHIP, friends, family...etc...

If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on work.
If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations..

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this.
While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men
can leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and
comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical
skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.

Life is very easy to Men. One good job,(One alcohol bottle is enough
for them - Optional)
Women want everything in life.

Women use indirect languages in speech.
Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.

Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls
stop the car when you see a coffee shop".

Women talk a lot without thinking.
Men act a lot with out thinking.
That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

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