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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Little Johnny's at it again

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on Little Mona, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Mona,” replied the teacher. She then called on Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.
“Excellent, Michael!”
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny…
Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, “Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!”

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