Funny CarToons

Homework problem..How we wish we could do this?

  

Accidental dog 

Potty Training

 Secretary...Very Tech Savvy

 Grandma Calling Tech Support...

Boss is busy on the Other Line

Firing boss...Fired Employee

 HONEST Employee....

Just the boss making a lot of noise

Does this one need an additional Caption?

Happy New Year 2011

Jokes

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife...

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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue... U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What’s the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!


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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.

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Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing!! I just got divorced for the very same reasons


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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

Designer Food

Food For Wear....

You wont go Hungry with these Purses around...forget the Credit Cards and Cash....

 This one is for the elves of LOTR

 Fishy Belt

 Best.Ring.Ever

 Next. Best. Rings

Its Fruit Time!!!!! 

Best paintjob on a bus!

Divine Wisdom

Once Buddha was travelling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake." 

 

 

 

The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake. 

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own ând you have clear water.

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."

 

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process! 

 

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE. 

Four Children

Mary's mum has four children.
The first child is called April.
The second May.
The third June.
What is the name of the fourth child?

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Mary.

Mary's mothers fourth child was Mary herself.