Whos the Rat? er...Lion?

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away
and congratulating the lion
"All the best, my brother. Good luck."
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married
is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who
the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are
only a mouse."
The Mouse replies:
"I, too, was a Lion before I got married."

Life Philosophy

Philosophy of Life
 

 

 A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.

A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

"Not very long." they answered in unison.

"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"



"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.  In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

We have a full life."

The tourist interrupted,


"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."



"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.


You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?"  

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.  

"And after that?"  

"Afterwords?  Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing.  "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"    

"Millions?  Really?  And after that?" asked the fishermen.

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children,
catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."   

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now.  So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.

And the moral of this story is:

Know where you're going in life, you may already be there!  Many times in life, money is not everything.

“Live your life before life becomes lifeless”

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Underwater River

In Cenote Angelita - Mexico , There is an underwater river. Under water rivers can be found in a cave, if you dive up to 30 meters depth, the water is fresh water, but if you dive 60 meters the water becomes salt water, therefore creating a "river" complete with trees and foliage. However this is not unusual because the river is a river of hydrogen sulfide layer that looks like a river. Hydrogen sulfide, H2S, is a coulourless gas, toxic, flammable and smells like rotten eggs. These gases can arise from biological activity when bacteria break down organic material in a state without oxygen (anaerobic activity), such as in the swamp, the sea and sewage. Gas was also featured on the gas arising from volcanic activity as natural gas.

As seen in the pictures the sensation that we can get is a unique natural phenomenon.

Surprising Food Fact

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

Human Brain Analysis

Read and analyze.





Women - Multiple process
Women's brain is designed to concentrate multiple tasks at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men
cannot watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops
the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or
cook.

LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up. But cannot
find the solutions to problems.
Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
A 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So
easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She
cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He
can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance,
immediately his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car)
direction and speed of the object and drive accordingly. Where as
women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His
single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then
concentrating only on the driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit
next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."
..etc..

LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the
body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is
easily caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all
the lights or cover your/her face with blanket..

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies
the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain
and then finds the solution one by one.
You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you
disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify
the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling
everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry
about the problem being solved or not.

WANTS
Men want STATUS, SUCCESS, solutions, big process... etc
Women want RELATIONSHIP, friends, family...etc...

UNHAPPY
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on work.
If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations..

MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this.
While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men
can leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and
comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical
skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.

LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job,(One alcohol bottle is enough
for them - Optional)
Women want everything in life.

SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.

Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls
stop the car when you see a coffee shop".

HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking.
Men act a lot with out thinking.
That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.