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Homework problem..How we wish we could do this?

  

Accidental dog 

Potty Training

 Secretary...Very Tech Savvy

 Grandma Calling Tech Support...

Boss is busy on the Other Line

Firing boss...Fired Employee

 HONEST Employee....

Just the boss making a lot of noise

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Happy New Year 2011

Jokes

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife...

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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue... U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What’s the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!


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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.

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Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing!! I just got divorced for the very same reasons


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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.