Some more Zerba jokes

Leopard Spots

A leopard went to an optometrist because he thought he should have his eyes examined.

"Every time I look at my wife, I see spots before my eyes," he exclaimed.

"You've nothing to worry about," said the doctor. "All leopards have spots."

"Of course I know that," said the leopard, looking even worried, " but my wife is a zebra."

Piano Problems
One day Santa was walking on the zebra crossing looking very worried, when somebody came and asked him "Why are you so worried?' then Santa answered, "Why doesn't this piano work?"

Oldest Animal

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Santa: ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Santa: Because it is Black and White.

Finally,
Why do zebras like old movies?
Because they're in black and white!

That last one is a bit lame, so enjoy the picture instead.

 

Funny Zebras...Are Funny

Perils of zebra-love

Look at me...look at my nose...isn't it pretty?

Photo-shop Magic

Almost every one knows that no two zebras in the world have the same patterns..No body knows why. The purpose of the coloration - or lack of it, in zebras is also not easily discernible.
As usual scientists have some answers and a lot of questions. (Guardian Article Here).

Maybe Zebras, with their mystery, point to the existence of God.
(Just like Magnets and Rainbows 

Finally some Zebra jokes

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."


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There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a cow" said the cow.

"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.

"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.

"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.

"Right - ho! great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."