A completely black dog was strolling down Main Street during a total blackout affecting the entire town. Not a single streetlight had been on for hours. Just as the dog was crossing the middle line a Buick Skylark with 2 broken headlights speedily approaches his position, but manages to swerve out of the way just in time. How could the driver have possibly seen the dog to swerve in time?
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A couple of funny pictures, some witty captions and a few jokes and maybe (just maybe; to be read with stress on this word) some useful information in between. Hope to bring a small smile to the reader.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Man Stranded on a deserted Island for 10 years....
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to the shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
A couple more after the jump
Interesting Puzzles ...... 1 a day... Number 2
An 18-wheeler is crossing a 4 kilometer bridge that can only support 10,000 kilograms and that's exactly how much the rig weighs. Halfway across the bridge a 30 gram sparrow lands on the cab, but the bridge doesn't collapse. Why not?
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Read more to find the answer...
Labels:
funzebra,
Interesting,
Plumber
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