Black and White Fun

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Some more Zerba jokes

Leopard Spots

A leopard went to an optometrist because he thought he should have his eyes examined.

"Every time I look at my wife, I see spots before my eyes," he exclaimed.

"You've nothing to worry about," said the doctor. "All leopards have spots."

"Of course I know that," said the leopard, looking even worried, " but my wife is a zebra."

Piano Problems
One day Santa was walking on the zebra crossing looking very worried, when somebody came and asked him "Why are you so worried?' then Santa answered, "Why doesn't this piano work?"

Oldest Animal

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Santa: ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Santa: Because it is Black and White.

Finally,
Why do zebras like old movies?
Because they're in black and white!

That last one is a bit lame, so enjoy the picture instead.

Funny Zebras...Are Funny

Perils of zebra-love

Look at me...look at my nose...isn't it pretty?


Photo-shop Magic

Almost every one knows that no two zebras in the world have the same patterns..No body knows why. The purpose of the coloration - or lack of it, in zebras is also not easily discernible.
As usual scientists have some answers and a lot of questions. (Guardian Article Here).

Maybe Zebras, with their mystery, point to the existence of God.
(Just like Magnets and Rainbows