Husband wakes up at home with a Hangover

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

 A different Kind of Hangover below:

Funny Tigers ..DONT CALL ME KITTY...ROAR

                                                                                                                        Some more after the Jump....

Some more Zerba jokes

Leopard Spots

A leopard went to an optometrist because he thought he should have his eyes examined.

"Every time I look at my wife, I see spots before my eyes," he exclaimed.

"You've nothing to worry about," said the doctor. "All leopards have spots."

"Of course I know that," said the leopard, looking even worried, " but my wife is a zebra."

Piano Problems
One day Santa was walking on the zebra crossing looking very worried, when somebody came and asked him "Why are you so worried?' then Santa answered, "Why doesn't this piano work?"

Oldest Animal

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Santa: ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Santa: Because it is Black and White.

Finally,
Why do zebras like old movies?
Because they're in black and white!

That last one is a bit lame, so enjoy the picture instead.

 

Funny Zebras...Are Funny

Perils of zebra-love

Look at me...look at my nose...isn't it pretty?

Photo-shop Magic

Almost every one knows that no two zebras in the world have the same patterns..No body knows why. The purpose of the coloration - or lack of it, in zebras is also not easily discernible.
As usual scientists have some answers and a lot of questions. (Guardian Article Here).

Maybe Zebras, with their mystery, point to the existence of God.
(Just like Magnets and Rainbows 

Teamwork...Funny

 If Cats and Dogs could work together....