Women are Like...

Some more jokes

Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = One Night Stand
Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage

My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

Question: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
Answer: The PGA tour.

Question: What did one tampon say to the other?
Answer: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Question: How many Software Engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
Answer: None. It's a hardware problem!


Finally,

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Hen Falls into Hot Water

Rooster1: Yesterday my hen fell into hot water.

Rooster2: She must have died then.

Rooster1: No, but now she lays boiled eggs.

The perfect Hiding Place is in Plain Sight - Camoflague....

Not really Camoflague, but nice art work

Epicurius Says.....

 This one is a Wall paper as well {I doubt if anyone would want this kind of morbid ones though).