..........................and I am Back
A couple of funny pictures, some witty captions and a few jokes and maybe (just maybe; to be read with stress on this word) some useful information in between. Hope to bring a small smile to the reader.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Friday, September 23, 2011
Three Statisticians Go Hunting
Three statisticians go hunting and a bird flies across their view.
The first aims his gun and fires. Unfortunately he shoots 3 feet too high and misses.
The second takes aim and fires, his shot goes 3 feet too low and misses the target.
The third statistician then shouts "Great! We hit it!"
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Jim goes into confession and says
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, last night I had sex with a woman who is not my wife."
The Priest says "Son, I cannot grant you absolution unless you tell me her name. Who was this woman?"
Jim says "Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
Jim says "Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
The Priest says "Was it that red-haired hussey Maureen O'Flahherty?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
The Priest says "Was it that adulterous Sheila Calhoun?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
The Priest says "Was it that brazen Mary Callaghan?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
The Priest says "Was it that wicked woman Kathleen O'Connor?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."
The Priest says "Well, if you will not tell me her name, I cannot grant you absolution. Begone!"
So Jim leaves the church and meets his friend Jonno outside.
Jonno says "Hey Jim, you're not a Catholic, surely you weren't trying to get absolution?"
Jim says "Nah, just picking up some tips..."
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