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Friday, January 7, 2011

Finally some Zebra jokes

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

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There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a cow" said the cow.

"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.

"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.

"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.

"Right - ho! great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."


  1. Haha as soon as I saw the title of the post I immediately thought of the first joke before I even saw the post :P

    Just stopping by and checking on my fellow bloggers, feel free to do the same, I just added new content :)

  2. Hey could you tell me how to get the "subscribe by e-mail" box?

  3. @Bobby : This is the widget you can get from feedburner facility of goolge, once you login, go to the publicize option and in the left hand side column you can see the "Email Subscriptions". Hope this helps.

  4. haha, heard it before but cracks me up all the same. Great post.

  5. very nice jokes, my friend. i cant wait for more!



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